Being a page admin and in a few groups on Facebook, I come
across some flat out retards. I came across one such idiot last night, which
inspired me to write this blog posting.
Now that we’ve established a few things…
Why do people get so offended when you correct their
grammar? Also, if you don’t know how to spell something or use a word properly,
why don’t you use a different word or Google it? Google IS your friend.
Last night after commenting on a friend’s status, some idiot
replied and immediately my Hitler ‘stache grew and I was in full on grammar
Nazi regime. Too bad that Marnizzle beat it to me. This is what was posted…
Now, I’m not perfect. I know that I sometimes misuse
punctuation or spell something wrong due to simply just not paying attention.
However, this bitch was blatantly fucking dumb. Now, what I have to say about
this could be considered hypocritical. However, you have to consider the
factors:
- The truth, meaning she was corrected because she DID post something that was grammatically incorrect; and
- That me calling her ignorant is in fact true. She is/was ignorant in the way that she spelled and presented herself.
I find it rather sad that someone can’t spell LYING. Don’t
they still teach people about verb forms and verb tenses?
Anyhow, the main objective of this posting is that instead
of correcting herself, this less than intelligent broad lashed out and started
name-calling. How old are we? Like seriously. My six-year old daughter would do
something like this, and would probably still sound more intelligent than this
girl.
“Oh No! You bitch, you corrected my grammar, well at least
I’m not fat and ugly.”
Really?
Bitch, first off, I am far from ugly. I may be bigger than
you, however I’d rather be curvy, beautiful, and smart than a dumbass, skinny,
mediocre looking redneck. Yes, I am allowed to call you a redneck because I,
too, am from the south. However, I moved past being a stereotypical southerner
and can properly word things that I say and type without sounding like a
redneck trying to speak in ebonics. When you can’t come up with anything better
than insulting someone who was attempting to educate you, that speaks volumes
for your maturity level and your intelligence level.
My suggestion, if you can’t learn from your mistakes, is
that you put on some camo, go to work at Applebee’s and stop trying to be
“Billy Bad Ass” to people who are far more educated than yourself. Hopefully
you’ll meet a nice fella who likes his broads ignorant and will provide for
you. Applebee’s isn’t going to get you very far yo.
