Ohhhh Mr. Creeper. We meet again… or we’ve really “met” a
few times, however today I was feeling awfully persnickety and had the random
urge to reply. This is a follow up to this posting.
Honestly, I wouldn’t message someone who hadn’t messaged me
back the FIRST time, however we all can’t be as amazing or rawrazing as myself.
I was thoroughly amused he mentioned, “stalker status”….
bahahahahaha. If he only knew there was a blog posting entirely devoted to him
called Creeper Status. Which would be
why I had to respond with “Creeper Status” just to amuse my own sick and
twisted mind.
Dude is mad illiterate. (Says the girl who just wrote, “mad
illiterate”, at least I spelled it right)
I felt kind of bad telling him his eyes weren’t very
appealing, but they just aren’t. He looks like a mouse. I’m not into mice. I
might be a pussy, or have one, but this cat is mice free. Mice free is the way
to be! I’m not saying that I am all that AMAZINGGG, but I’d do me. I’d do me
and come back for seconds, possibly thirds if my oral skills were on point. He
was correct in saying my eyes are amazing. I’m rather fond of them, at least
something makes up for my rather large ass.
In ending this conversation, I felt that I should inspire
him to try something new. So I brought up my google browser and found a quote
for him.
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where
there is no path and leave a trail”
In other words, don’t fucking send the same message to every
fucking girl you message. Dumb ass.
Be spontaneous. Say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Today, I sent out unique messages to very handsome gentlemen,
such as:
“Your face, I like that shit.”
And
“Dude, you have a nice beard.”
We all know that I’m a sucker for facial hair. Be it beard
rides or mustache rides. At this point, I ‘d take a nose hair ride, booger
included.
To conclude this preposterous blog posting, I’m going to end
it with a quote from a man I respect. I find this quote highly amusing
considering that it is completely hypocritical of my entire blog. Reminds me of
church… hmmm… and people LOVE church.
“Being a bully on the internet is a sign of insecurity &
weakness”
-Rev Run
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