Monday, July 30, 2012

Plenty of Booty!


On another internet dating rant, I have attached screenshots of a conversation I had with a guy on “Plenty of Booty”. This said guy slept with one of my very good friends.

As a profile option on this dating website, you can put that people who are looking for “Intimate Encounters” should not contact you. Which I did… Not looking for penis only people. I actually like when penises are attached to a body, with a brain that is capable of adult emotions. I have a vibrator. If I just want a hard dick, it is always there for me and it is amazing. His name is Bob. Best $90 I have ever spent.

Apparently my attempt at keeping away creepy perverted douche fucks failed miserably!  





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