The correct way to have casual sex

As a reminder for dumb ass guys who don't know how to be a fuck buddy, these are the rules: 

Rule #1-You don't sleep over. 
Rule #2-You actually have sex. 
Rule #3-You don't text them unless you want sex. 
Rule #4-You don't tell them you have feelings for them.
Rule #5-If the other party admits to having feelings and you don't, you run like fucking hell. 
Rule #6- You don't cuddle them or kiss them or hold their hands or show affection of any kind, you FUCK THEM. 

That gentleman is how you should act in a casual sexship.